COMEDY ARTICLES

THE NEW YORKER

Subjects I Wish My High School Had Offered to Prepare Me for Adulthood (Co-written with Irving Ruan)

If It Makes You Feel Better

New-Employee Contract For Our Cursed Office (Co-written with Ysabel Yates)

The MacMillans Announce the Engagement of Their Daughter to a Man with Really Fantastic Health Insurance

MCSWEENEY'S

Alfred Pennyworth Gives Gotham School Children A Tour Of The Batcave

My Summer Body: The Reveal (Co-written with Lillian Stone)

THE BELLADONNA

Things I, a Longevity Enthusiast, Aim To Do Before I Die (Co-written with Kate Herzlin)

Are You In Pain? Or Are You Just A Woman?

Some Interesting Dinosaur Facts

I Am The Only Tampon In The Beast’s Castle and I’m Terrified That A Woman Just Moved In*

*Featured on The Antidote a podcast from The Belladonna.

Realistic Self-Care Subscriptions For The New Year (Co-written with Allison Kelley)

POINTS IN CASE

A Republican Politician Explains Abortion While Being Attacked By Lions

I’m The Titanic and Climate Change is Coming For You, You Idiotic Iceberg

My Entirely Intellectual And Not At All Emotional Reasons For Watching “The Bachelor” (Co-written with Kate Herzlin)

Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez's Instant Pot Recipes for Angering Everyone

75 Years Since #MeToo: Men Have Never Had It Worse (Co-written with Lillian Stone)

An Interview With The Two Largest Books On Your Shelf

SLACKJAW

Masters Courses For The Unemployed

WEEKLY HUMORIST

My January Exercise Journal With My New Workout Mirror! (Co-written with Caitlin Kunkel)

I’m A Democratic Candidate And Here’s My Medicare-For-America Plan That Isn’t Some Whackadoodle Socialist Fairytale (Co-written with Kate Herzlin)

REDUCTRESS

5 Tap Dances To Help You Leave The Room

Doctors Recommend At Least 6-8 Hours Of Not Crying Per Day

Personal Space Breached By Drunk Aunt Sue